what do you call a giraffe driving a car?
a danger to society
i was looking through my old facebook statuses and i stumbled upon this
dear 2010 me
the future is now
I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose
Can We All Just Applaud This Person?
maybe he won’t die in the movie
i love how we all know exactly what this post is about
the passion of the christ
what does a tree do when it wants to leave
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I RUINED THE WHOLE FUCKING JOKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ‘WHAT DOES A TREE DO WnHEN IT WANTS TO GO HOME’ I CANT EVEN TELL A JOKE RIGHT WOW THATS JUST PATHETIC
Somehow this version is funnier.
but how does “doing” its own children help a tree go home?
well if you like men so much wouldn’t you rather i undress like one?
SURPRISE, YOU TRANSPHOBIC FUCKTRUCK
AM I MAKING YOU UNCOMFORTABLE
WELL GOOD BECAUSE GUESS WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND LOOKS HOT AS SHIT IN A DRESS
cry me a river little infantile breadcrumb, take your backwards opinion and put it in a box then place said box gently into your anus
are you kidding me with these notes wtf ily
Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?
Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?
Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up